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Boys Will Be Criminal Offenders: The Role Of The Neutral Arbitrator in the NHL

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Washington Re-Capitals: Week Six

This week, I read a really cool RMNB article on the argument to reunite 819 on the first line after the Columbus game and I dared, dear reader, to hope. And that hope was rewarded. So let that be a lesson to all of us: if you want something enough at the exact right time, Todd Reirden will read your mind and make it a reality.

If only Peter DeBoer was that open to suggestion, right?

In the interest of transparency, my prediction for this four game week was three wins. I was a little overenthusiastic (but only by one game!), but this wasn’t a terrible week overall. Changes were made, and though they’ve yet to pay off in some cases, they make for some good, chaotic fun next week.

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Washington Re-Capitals: Week Five

And after the high of last week, we got rudely dropkicked down to Earth with a two game loss streak against Montreal (6-4, regulation) and Dallas (4-3, overtime). The Great Canadian Road Trip ended with the Capitals going 2-2-0, and while the Stars kicked our butts at home, we can rest easy knowing that we don’t see either of them again until the Capitals return to Montreal on the 19th of November. With a slight dent in their home record, the Capitals kick off a four game homestand this week.

Can the Capitals make the best of home field advantage? Or, like One Direction, will we be left waiting for them to go on the road again?

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Washington Re-Capitals: Week Four

Well, I don’t know about you, but 2-1 is a good place to pause Alex and Nicky’s Epic Canadian Road Trip, especially one we went into without a single win on the road this season. There’s one more away game against Montreal before we return mostly victorious, to Capital One Arena, but given our success against strong teams (the Calgary Flames), a rousing defeat of a team missing one of their superstars (the Vancouver Canucks), and an extremely strange and unnerving performance against Connor McDavid, I don’t think there’s too much to worry about. The Capitals we know and love are back, and boy, are they not playing defense.

Status Cup-date

Record: 5-3-2 (Home: 3-1-1 / Away: 2-2-1)

Standing: 3rd Metropolitan / 9th Eastern

Goals For: 39

Goals Against: 37

Team Leaders:

  • Goals: Alex Ovechkin (8)
  • Assists: Nicklas Backstrom (11)
  • Points: Evgeny Kuznetsov (15)
  • PIM: Evgeny Kuznetsov (12), Jakub Vrana (12), and Michal Kempny (12)

Game Recap-ital(s)

22nd October: Washington Capitals @ Vancouver Canucks, 10:00pm EDT (W 5-2)

Before this game, Vancouver’s goal differential was in the negatives. After this game, Vancouver’s goal differential was definitely in the negatives. That’s all that needs to be said about a Vancouver team that’s struggled to find its footing after the departure of the Sedins, clocking in at .500 but somehow maintaining their position as 1st in the Pacific Division (which should tell you a lot about how the Pacific Division is doing this year, but I digress).

Two minutes into the first, John Carlson opened up the scoring from noted third line pinball wizard Jakub Vrana. The rest of the first felt like it went by in a flash — the penalty kill kept Vancouver off the board and the power play saw some good chances, but maintained the lead through the end of the period. The biggest highlight of the first was Fourth Line Goon Andre Burakovsky’s biggest hit of the century on Troy Stetcher (remember that name, it’s going to come back later) .

Yep! Despite all appearances, that is Andre Burakovsky, and not someone possessing the body of an Andre Burakovsky clone. Wow.

Of course, because Fate is a devil, Troy Stetcher scored a third of the way through the second, off a shot that glanced off Dowd’s glove to tie the game. But never fear, Evgeny Kuznetsov is here! The Caps headed to the power play roughly a minute later thanks to a Gudbranson crosscheck and Kuzy made the most of it, scoring his fifth power play goal of the season.

Things to keep in mind: EK92’s career best is seven power play goals. Other things to keep in mind: October isn’t even over yet. Even more things to keep in mind: per Mike Vogel, Kuzy has 11 power play goals in his last 40 games, including playoffs, and has achieved that through doubling his even strength shooting percentage on the power play. That’s elite.

Ovechkin, ever the hero, extended the lead by one more in the final minute of the second, and the Capitals went into the second intermission feeling fine and dandy (despite a Backstrom tripping penalty to end the period that would carry over into the first minute and a half of the third).

The third period was a special teams showdown — on the Backstrom tripping penalty kill, Sven Baertschi scored his third of the season off assists from Brock Boeser and Bo Horvat. Washington countered with Ovechkin’s second of the night and eighth of the season, off a picture perfect set of feeds from John Carlson and, you guessed it, King of the Narrative, Nicklas Backstrom, who notched the six hundredth assist of his NHL career on the play.

Imagine having six hundred of anything. Wow.

With six hundred assists, Backstrom extends a nearly 130 assist lead on Claude Giroux, the next most prolific teammate helper from the 2006 draft class and a 155 assist lead on Phil Kessel, who clocks in at third. Backstrom has more than two times the assists of Milan Lucic (290, on October 22nd), who comes in at fifth. That’s right. The separation between first place and fifth is more than three hundred assists. And he did it in Vancouver, where he was drafted a little over twelve years ago, by the Great 8 himself.

What a time to live in.

Nicklas Backstrom, as usual, chose to celebrate this achievement by dissociating on live television.

And then, the Capitals threw the fandom into chaos.

With 1:47 left in the third period, Alexander Ovechkin, dad, approaches the defensive blue line with the puck on his stick, thanks to Nicklas Backstrom. He looks at T.J. Oshie, flanked by two Canucks on the other side of the blue line, and decides to forge forward on his own. T.J. splits the two Canucks and crosses the center red line while Ovechkin does his magic tricks and finds a way out of the coverage to cross the red line himself, then dishes a pass out to Oshie, who is unguarded (except for one Canuck who slow motion record scratch realizes what’s happening as the puck connects with Oshie’s stick and tries to get as far back as possible). Ovechkin then zooms toward the empty net, as one does, which gives Oshie valuable time and space to wait, embarrass a defender, and take a shot.

There are arguments on both sides of the line — T.J. Oshie stole the Dadtrick, but is it stealing if Ovi gave it to him? But what truly matters is that the Capitals walked away from that Canucks game with their heads held high, another W in the books, and Connor McDavid in their sight lines. Or, at least, we thought they had Connor McDavid in their sight lines. But that’s another problem for another day.

25th October: Washington Capitals @ Edmonton Oilers, 9:00pm EDT (L 4-1)

The Music Curse has turned on the Capitals.

After watching Braden Holtby play an impressive set in Whistler, B.C., the boys lost to former Capital Alex Chiasson and the Edmonton Oilers in a win headlined by noted Shell of a Man Connor McDavid, who played 21:15 minutes, the greatest among Oilers forwards. Leon Draisaitl was the next most utilized forward at 20:16. Out of the six players who played more than 20 minutes that night, two are forwards. In my humble, unnecessarily confident opinion, the Capitals (who lost and lost hard) aren’t even the most important storyline of the game — is Connor McDavid okay? Can that level of responsibility and production be sustained?

Is that even safe?

All things the NHLPA should be focusing on instead of what they are (by the way, Tom Wilson’s appeal failed, and I am ecstatic, thank you very much).

The lone Capitals goal of the night was Andre Burakovsky’s first of the season, from Nic Dowd and John Carlson, and that’s about where the positives ended for the Capitals, other than Holtby saving a frankly ridiculous shot from McDavid early in the first.

We can also raise our total of first NHL goals allowed by one more, thanks to Evan Bouchard’s first NHL goal to open the scoring. Other side note — is he okay? Are any of them okay?

This game was a special teams bloodbath — of the Oilers’ four goals, one was scored on the powerplay (Evan Bouchard from Yamamoto and Rieder), one was shorthanded (RNH unassisted, thanks to a Carlson turnover), one was at even strength (Alex Chiasson from Rieder and Larsson), and one was an empty netter (Connor McDavid from RNH and Cam Talbot [yes, their goalie scored on us]), which I guess should theoretically count as shorthanded, since the Capitals had an extra attacker. The Capitals took four penalties to Edmonton’s one and the Oilers converted on one, which is really all it takes, and destroyed the Caps on their only power play of the night. Who knew Milan Lucic could help the Oilers more by being off the ice?

The Capitals did not come out on top tonight, but there’s still one more game against Edmonton this season (on the 5th of November, so we won’t be waiting too long for a rematch), and that one’s on home turf. The Oilers may have had their home field advantage, but they better watch out. Our time is coming.

27th October: Washington Capitals @ Calgary Flames, 4:00pm EDT (SOW 4-3)

This game killed me emotionally, between the lineup change, normal Capitals shenanigans, and complete lack of attention to defense, but I’m fine now, so let’s take a good swing at it.

Jakub Vrana, who took his two game demotion to the third line as a message, opened the scoring midway through the first to start the game on a high note. Whatever they’re drinking down there on the Capitals’ third line, I want some. They’re reinventing themselves every night and making positive progress. That’s incredible. I’m going to give all the credit to Lars Eller, because he’s perfect.

The Washington power play returned from Hell to convert for the first time since Ovi’s goal in Vancouver with an Oshie goal from Ovechkin and Kuznestov. I’d make a joke about the Russian Connection now, but I was too deep in reading about how the two goal lead in hockey is the most indefensible lead in the sport, and it was thematically appropriate, given the fact that, by the end of the first, Calgary had scored twice more — an even strength goal by Hamonic (from Monahan and Gaudreau) and a power play marker by Lindholm (from Gaudreau and Giordano).

The sole goal of the second, thankfully, gave the Capitals back their lead for the second to last time that night — Matt Niskanen scored off a feed from Brett Connolly (who now has seven points in the last ten games) and Dmitrij Jaskin, who scored his first point as a Capital with that assist. Given that Jaskin has only scored 62 points in 273 NHL games, I wouldn’t expect to see his name on the scoreboard again anytime soon, but oh well, pobody’s nerfect.

Unfortunately, in the last minute and a half of the third, Matthew Tkachuk scored his fourth of the season to send the game to overtime, and then, after an entirely unproductive five minutes, to the shootout.

The shootout was what truly put the feather in Copley’s cap that night — he turned away three out of Calgary’s four attempts (successful: Monahan, unsuccessful: Tkachuk, Neal and Gaudreau) for the win while Mike Smith, million year old caveman turned away only two of Washington’s four (successful: Kuznetsov and Backstrom, unsuccessful: Oshie and Carlson).

Side note: in a world where Alex Ovechkin exists, why is John Carlson our third shooter? Even against Mike Smith. Come on, Caps. Do better. (That being said, I do like Shootout Hero T.J. Oshie going first and fully support that message.)

All in all, we got the W. It doesn’t matter how we got it, to paraphrase Controversial Analytics Enemy Ben Bishop of the Dallas Stars. Just got to close our eyes, holler at the top of our lungs, and keep running toward Montreal.

Next Week’s Games

  • 1st November: Washington Capitals @ Montreal Canadiens, 7:30pm EDT
  • 3rd November: Dallas Stars @ Washington Capitals, 7:00pm EDT

Weather Forecast

The Montreal Canadiens are the more pressing concern of the two, simply because we have two less days to prepare for them. The Habs are coming off a 3-0 win against their dreaded rivals, the Boston Bruins, and are third in the Atlantic with a 6-2-2 record. Their goal differential (+8, 33 GF and 25 GA) is ridiculous and probably tied to the fact that the strength of their schedule has been a little lacking (they’ve played the Kings, Red Wings, Blues, Senators and Sabres in their first ten games — when half of your first ten games are against teams that either claim to be tanking, look like they’re tanking, or fruitlessly promise their fanbases that they’re tanking, forgive me for not taking your results too seriously).

They have, however, beaten the Penguins twice, once in regulation (5-1 on the 6th of October) and once in the shootout (4-3 on the 13th of October), so maybe these new look Canadiens are here to stay. They are riding a Max Domi point streak, as well as relying heavily on excellent performances by Drouin, Tatar, Lehkonen, Byron and Gallagher, but the Capitals’ top six is in a position to not only embarrass, but decimate the Habs, so long as Nicklas Backstrom stays out of the penalty box.

The Dallas Stars shouldn’t be as hard to put to bed. Sixth in the Central Division with a 5-5-0 record, the Dallas Stars have struggled to keep their goal differential positive this season, thanks to starting goalie and Analytics Nonbeliever Ben Bishop and injuries to key players like Alex Radulov (lower body, out since 10/19), Marc Methot (lower body injury, out since 10/25) and Stephen Johns (out since 9/29 with possible post-concussion syndrome). However, just because their former Canadien linemate is missing in action doesn’t mean that Benn and Seguin haven’t been carrying this team to victory, as per usual: Seguin has eleven points (3G, 8A) in nine games played, and Benn has four goals and four assists in the same span.

Seguin’s shooting percentage of 5.8% is abysmally low, and as an upcoming UFA, he has a lot to prove over the course of this season — look for his already dangerous point totals to skyrocket in the long term as he regresses back to the mean. Benn and Radulov, both shooting over 15% (Radulov with an impressive 25%) may see drops in production going forward as goalies get back into gear and read them more effectively. Either way, the first line is not the scarecrows Dallas thinks they are — we also have an elite center and a scoring winger who puts Jamie Benn’s physicality to shame, and we are also missing a permanent linemate for them (though we don’t have the security of their linemate returning from injury). It comes down, then, to Jakub Vrana versus… Justin Dowling? Who is that?

The biggest matchup of the night, in my opinion, is going to be the Battle of the Johns — Carlson vs Klingberg. Carlson, with fourteen points in ten games, handily wins the scoring race despite his 21.7% shooting percentage, but possession metrics make the winner of this battle a little more unclear.

The Dallas Stars, over the last nine games, are 4.3% better at maintaining possession over the past nine games when Klingberg on the ice. This shows glimmers of a improvement on the +4.0% he earned over 82 games last season (if he can sustain this pace long term), and blows Mr. John “Are You Really Sure I’m A Defender” Carlson’s +2.9% out of the water. However, when you take blocked shots out of the equation, the Stars are -0.7% better (yikes) with Klingberg on the ice, whereas the Capitals are 3.6% better at maintaining possession with Carlson on the ice. The removal of shot blocking from the equation drops Klingberg’s relative possession impact on his team dramatically. All this parade of percentages tells us is that John Klingberg is the offensively gifted but still defensively responsible, body sacrificing defenseman that Alain Vigneault dreamt of, and John Carlson’s stats remind us that Alain Vigneault no longer has a job.

This coming week is going to be a big one for J names: Jakub Vrana, John Carlson and Jandre Burakovsky are all going to have opportunities to strut their stuff against a weirdly potent Carey Price (4-1-2, .922 sv%, 2.13 GAA) or, uh, Antti Niemi (2-1-0, .898 sv%, 3.26 GAA) in Montreal, and either Ben Bishop (4-3-0, .923 sv%, 2.33 GAA) or Anton Khudobin (1-1-0, .898 sv%, 3.02 GAA) in Dallas. Carlson has a chance to start another scoring streak after his four game streak broke against Calgary, where he played a whopping 27:24, and to show another John who the real king of the hill when the Stars come to D.C. Jakub Vrana only stands to benefit from an audition on the first line and might find a little more consistency with Ovechkin and Kuznetsov. And Jandre Burakovsky, the prodigal son returning, is being given a chance to prove he belongs in the Capitals’ top six.

All we can do is watch, wait, and try not to cry too many times. Who cares anyway? We’re Stanley Cup Champions!

This Week In Review

During last week’s Weather Forecast, I’d mentioned that this week, we’d likely find out where Vrana and Burakovsky were going to land over the course of the road trip, and I think Reirden is sending his message. The lineup in Calgary — after two games of Burakovsky paired with Dowd and Jaskin and Vrana paired with Connolly and Eller — saw Vrana on the first line with Kuznetsov and Ovechkin, and Burakovsky reunited with his father Nicklas Backstrom. I think, barring any surprises Reirden throws our way, that’s what we should expect on Thursday in Montreal.

Vrana scoring definitely solidified his case for a second look at 1RW. That spot has been a treacherous one to fill, and has already seen failed auditions by Brett Connolly (who looks so much more comfortable back on the third line) and Devante Smith-Pelly, whose sole goal as a first liner will never be forgotten. Vrana, has scored four points in the last four games (blanked only against Edmonton), split between the second and third lines, and could very much stand to benefit from the constant offensive pressure of linemates like Alex Ovechkin and Evgeny Kuznetsov. I’m not ready to put my eggs in Vrana’s basket just yet, but given that he’s scored five points in ten games so far this season, four of them coming in the last four games, I’d say Jake’s back from summer break and ready to rumble, and an audition on the first line could be an opportunity to capitalize on a strong playoff performance last season (eight points in twenty-three games, playing around twelve minutes a night).

Burakovsky murdering Troy Stetcher in Vancouver and notching the only goal in a difficult game against Edmonton could mean that he needed a break from the pressure of the top nine to find his footing. We’ll see what Reirden thinks, which is ultimately the hill the Caps will die on, but at this point, I think the organization has committed to Andre Burakovsky being a top six forward, come hell or high water, and that that will happen, no matter how hard they have to force it. Whether he’ll get paid like one come next summer depends entirely on him — will he turn scoring chances into points like he did in Edmonton? Or will we be looking at ten game scoring droughts between points all season?

(Picture Credit: NHL.com)

Washington Re-Capitals: Week Two

Our second week is over and we’re still searching for that first road win. We won’t have a chance until the 22nd of October against the Canucks, the first meeting with Dearly Departed Jay Beagle’s new team since he swapped out his white and red threads for blue and green. Unfortunately, Jay Beagle himself won’t be available, but the Caps have a great chance to send a message. Despite the lack of success on the road, we’ve been nothing but lightning and thunder at home, and that showed this week.

Status Cup-date

Record: 2-2-1 (Home: 2-1-0 / Away: 0-1-1)

Standing: 3rd Metropolitan / T-5th Eastern

Goals For: 20

Goals Against: 19

Team Leaders:

  • Goals: Evgeny Kuznetsov (4), Alex Ovechkin (4), and T.J. Oshie (4)
  • Assists: Nicklas Backstrom (6)
  • Points: Evgeny Kuznetsov (9)
  • PIM: Lars Eller (11)

Game Recap-ital(s)

10th October: Vegas Golden Knights @ Washington Capitals, 8:00 PM EDT (W 5-2)

The words “Nicklas Backstrom is an inveterate drama queen” aren’t usually very believable to people who haven’t done a deep, extremely wholesome dive into Capitals history, but last night put that to rest. Nicklas Backstrom is all about the narrative, and scoring his first goal of the season to wrap up yet another multipoint night in a neat little bow is exactly in character. He’s got six points in four games played. Backstrom for Selke. Backstrom for Hart. Hell, Backstrom for Norris! Seeing as Brent Burns has won one, let’s go on nominating forwards!

Evgeny Kuznetsov, noted bird man and point scoring machine, slammed home a power play goal to open up the scoring off assists from everyone’s favorite Swedish gnome and John Carlson, and that wasn’t the last impact he’d have on the game. Evgeny Kuznetsov had one goal and three primary assists for four points on the night, two of which were power play points. When asked if he was a top five player, he replied that he “doesn’t give a sh*t” about that, but boy, do we give so many. Thank you bird boy. You’re a genius and we love you.

An honorable mention goes to Alex Ovechkin, who inched closer and closer to his Dad Energy Hatty with two goals, the first of which (gifted to him by noted obvious Art Ross/Hart nominee Evgeny Kuznetsov) tied him with Bobby Hull for the 17th place on the NHL’s All Time Scoring list. His second goal of the night gained him sole ownership of seventeenth place on the list, one goal closer to challenging Wayne Gretzky’s lead.

Suck on that, Don Cherry.

T.J. Oshie closed out the game with an empty netter in the waning minutes of the third, keeping him at a goal per game on the season, showing the Vegas Golden Knights that the last time they lost to us wasn’t a fluke. I can name one team off the top of my head that won’t be hiring Imagine Dragons again. Sheesh.

11th October: Washington Capitals @ New Jersey Devils, 7:00 PM EDT (L 6-0)

Well, every team has to lose, but wow. This one was a doozy. But have hope! Losing one game in regulation over two sets of back to backs is pretty stellar, especially when opening the season with as little rest as the Capitals got this summer. (And, for those of us who still miss Marcus Johansson, he scored! He’s alive and healthy!)

As much as we joke about cup hangovers and partying too hard, the guys are probably dealing with some serious fatigue. And as quick as we, as fans, are to point out that conditioning and keeping at peak compete levels are what they’re paid to do, back to backs objectively suck. Two back to backs to open the season? Worse.

A bright spot in disguise: Phoenix Copley saved thirty shots on thirty-six shot attempts in his debut as a Capital, the most he’s ever faced in an NHL game. (The next closest was back when he played for St. Louis in 2016-17, when he faced twenty-nine shot attempts.) On a better night, who knows what could’ve happened? Luckily for Copley, there will be better nights, and we’ll see how he proves his mettle then.

Isabelle (as usual) said it best when describing how the game went.

The weirdest part of the night by far, however, was this:

Yep, that’s the same Miles Wood who asked Ovi to autograph a picture for him.

If you can’t join your heroes, (try desperately to) beat them?

13th October: Toronto Maple Leafs @ Washington Capitals, 7:00 PM EDT (L 4-2)

Everyone was looking for Washington’s roster to deliver against a hilariously stacked Toronto Maple Leafs team, and they… tried?

Chandler Stephenson scored his first of the season off a sweet assist from Evgeny Kuznetsov eighteen seconds into the game and it remained the only goal on the board through the end of the first period, fitting considering it’s got a place in the annals of Capitals history. 18 in 18. Who’s next? (@Ovi: 8 in 8. You know you want to.)

Three and a half minutes into the second, Toronto scored their first of the period thanks to Kasperi Kapanen, equalizing the game at 1-1, but not to fear — a minute later, Evgeny Kuznetsov saved our necks yet again, scoring his fourth powerplay goal of the season to get the Capitals their second (and last) lead of the night.

Unfortunately, things got ugly from there on out with three unanswered Maple Leafs goals — after graciously allowing Par Lindholm his first NHL goal, the third period featured a Josh Leivo power-play goal and an Auston Matthews goal (his tenth of the season, already) to finish the night.  Especially after the loss to New Jersey two days before, the Capitals’ performance in the third period wasn’t encouraging, but fear not — it’s still early in the season. The Leafs may be 5-1-0, but, as Capitals fans, we know well how little an exemplary record can mean when you’re playing in the same conference as Sidney Crosby.

The wins will come with time.

It’s just the waiting that sucks, but remember what our captain said — the plan is to “not suck back to back”. And last year’s plan worked out pretty well.

Roster Spot Musical Chairs

Notable transactions this week include:

  • To NHL: Michal Kempny (from IR, concussion)
  • To AHL: Jayson Megna (cleared waivers)

Next Week’s Games

  • 17th October: New York Rangers @ Washington Capitals, 7:00pm EDT
  • 19th October: Florida Panthers @ Washington Capitals, 7:00pm EDT

Weather Forecast

Next week features two home games, this time with just one day between them: the first against the New York Rangers (1-4-0, beat SJ on the 11th in overtime and lost to Edmonton in regulation on the 13th), and the second against the Florida Panthers (0-2-1, lost to CBJ in regulation on the 11th and lost to Vancouver in regulation on the 13th).

New York is searching for their first road win of the season, just like the Capitals, but among the many things that stand in their way are the amount of goals they allow every game. They’re currently four above league average (14) and two below league average (14) on goals for. The Rangers’ powerplay conversion rate is at a measly 8.33%, which means that if Penalty Box Kings Lars Eller or Jakub Vrana find themselves in trouble, it may not be much to worry about, but will the Rangers’ offensive touch return from war in D.C.?

Florida is searching for their first win at all (and that’s odd to say about a team that features Aleksander Barkov, Evgeni Dadonov, Jonathan Huberdeau, Vincent Trocheck, and Infamous Senators Legend Mike Hoffman among a host of others), and hopefully will not find it against the Capitals. With Roberto Luongo on IR for a knee injury that will likely keep him out through the end of October, can James Reimer’s goaltending keep the Panthers afloat? Or will known Goalie Destroyer Evgeny Kuznetsov sacrifice another goalie to his greatness?

This Week In Review

This week’s 1-2-0 record may not be positive (ha ha ha), but there’s a lot to look forward to from this team, and it begins with Top 5 Elite Center Evgeny Kuznetsov and certainly doesn’t end there. Holtby still hasn’t hit full season stride and the defense is certainly lacking in, well, defending, but those are things that should bounce back with time.

At five games played, we’re in a bit of a statistical no man’s land — nobody’s played enough for statistics to really mean anything outside the isolated confines of each game (if you want a laugh, please check out T.J. Oshie’s CF% rel vs his goal total) and, of the ten players who have scored goals so far this season, eight of them are shooting above the league average of 10.1% last season, but the good news is that, so far, the Capitals have matched their 13.3% shooting percentage from last reason, which means that the goals are coming for our top ten, but that the goals will inevitably come for the rest. Numbers, although we like to pretend they mean something, sometimes don’t.

Everything is arbitrary. Let’s live a little.

We’re not going to be suck next week or the week after that.

See you next Monday.

Washington Re-Capitals: Week One

Week One of the 2018-2019 National Hockey League regular season is in the books and the Washington Capitals have not lost a single game in regulation yet while playing the kind of offense first hockey that would give Jacques Lemaire a stroke. The world is full of joy and goodness and sorrow is nothing but a distant memory. The banner raising put all our demons to death with the fanciest guillotine ever and now there is nothing left to fear, except my punny subject headings.

Status Cup-date

Record: 1-0-1 (Home: 1-0-0 / Away: 0-0-1)

Standing: 1st Metropolitan / 1st Eastern

Goals For: 13

Goals Against: 7

Team Leaders:

  • Goals: T.J. Oshie (3)
  • Assists: Nicklas Backstrom (4)
  • Points: T.J. Oshie (5)
  • PIM: Madison Bowey (9)

Game Recap-ital(s)

3rd October: Boston Bruins @ Washington Capitals, 7:30 PM EDT (W 7-0)

The Capitals returned from the shortest summer break in franchise history with one hell of a bang, earning Braden Holtby his first shutout of the season in a seven goal blockbuster. The banner raising must’ve done something to these boys because wow, they really did bring it home. If this is what Capitals hockey without Tom Wilson is like, I want more.

The night was full of miracles — foremost among them that we got to play (and win) against Jaroslav Halak on Banner Night, the Capitals scoring five unanswered goals against Bruins starter Tuukka Rask before being allowed the ultimate prize — two more against Halak, who stopped them in their tracks during the 2010 playoffs.

Backstrom kicked off the night by scoring his 800th NHL point on a T.J. Oshie goal, Kuznetsov notched his sixtieth point in his last forty-two NHL games (postseason and regular season) with the first power-play marker of the season, and Nic Dowd murdered the entire city of Boston among many, many other highlights, which means the obvious conclusion is that the ritual of banner raising is somehow magic, and that we should obviously win the Cup again posthaste. Maybe even this year. #ItsOkayToBelieve

Our favorite Medium Lad, Habs Rescue Lars Eller, got in his first career fight against Brad Marchand, and boy, did he pick a night to drop the gloves. Marchand, angered by the fact that Lars Eller had accomplished (what felt like) the impossible (for the Bruins) by scoring the seventh goal in a barnburner of a game, decided the only possible solution to the Bruins’ problem was to break Lars Eller’s face instead of, you know, taking another shot.

To echo Lars’ energy: goodbye, haters. The repeat is incoming.

4th October: Washington Capitals @ Pittsburgh Penguins, 7:00PM EDT (OTL 6-7)

The hell world we live in has manifested itself in the strangest way — Brooks Orpik, after 182 regular season games without a goal, scored a goal against the Penguins. As a reminder, Nicklas Backstrom, Andre Burakovsky and Brett Connolly have still not scored this season, but somehow, by an incredible act of Chaos probably brought forth by Gritty, Brooks Orpik has.

Braden Holtby’s save percentage finally slipped below 100%, but despite six goals against, he reminded us why we put our faith in him. The save of the year is here, in game two of the regular season. Game, set, match.

From start to finish, this game was a slap in the face to every predictive model in the universe, reminding all statisticians that no matter how much we try to impose order on an inherently chaotic world, sometimes things just have to be like that. Jamie Oleksiak benefitted off a screen in front of Holtby to open the scoring, and less than two minutes later, Jakub Vrana equalized the score off assists from Nicklas Backstrom and T.J. Oshie, shortly followed by the aforementioned Orpik goal.

Jake Guentzel scored his first of the night a few minutes later, but lucky for us, the Russian Machine truly never breaks, and Stanley Cup Champion Alexander Ovechkin once again made his particular brand of magic happen, gaining the Capitals’ second lead of the night roughly halfway through the first period.

Washington’s second period was harder than the first, Pittsburgh outscoring them (many not thanks to Kris Letang, Jake Guentzel, and Noted Former Ottawa Senator Derick Brassard) three to one, but T.J. Oshie brought the Capitals back strong in the third period, scoring twice in twenty seconds to even the score at six. Of course, as we all know, that lead wouldn’t last, thanks to Kris Letang, but a point was gained and the Capitals still haven’t really lost a game yet, so who’s winning now?

Roster Spot Musical Chairs

Notable transactions this week include:

  • To NHL: Dmitrij Jaskin (STL via waivers)
  • To AHL: Jayson Megna, Aaron Ness, and Jonas Siegenthaler
  • To IR: Michal Kempny and Travis Boyd
  • To Suspension: Tom Wilson (20 games, eligible to return Nov. 21 for CHI @ WSH)

Next Week’s Games

  • 10th October: Golden Knights @ Capitals, 8:00PM EDT
  • 11th October: Capitals @ Devils, 7:00 PM EDT
  • 13th October: Maple Leafs @ Capitals, 7:00 PM EDT

To quote Rihanna, cheers to the freakin’ weekend. T.J. Oshie will absolutely drink to that.

See you all next week.

What To Expect Once You’ve Wilson-ed

The NHL Department of Player Safety, for the first time in a while, did something unexpected — it lived up to its name. When the Washington Capitals raise their Stanley Cup Champions banner tonight, the first time that Capital One Arena has seen such an event, Tom Wilson will not be on the ice.

He will not be on the ice, in fact, for any of the first twenty games of the season.

The three minute, fifteen second explanation of the suspension issued by the Department of Player Safety covers their reasoning in detail, but it boils down to this — Wilson, a repeat offender per the terms of the Collective Bargaining Agreement, delivered a high, forceful, and unnecessary hit, the main point of contact of which was Sundqvist’s head. Wilson could have finished the check without contact to Sundqvist’s head, and as a repeat offender whose last suspension (just sixteen games ago) was also for an illegal check to the head, Wilson’s punishment had to be more severe.

“On September 22nd, 2017, [Wilson] was suspended for a late, high hit on Robert Thomas. Just two preseason games later, Wilson was again suspended, this time for boarding Samuel Blais. Seven months later, Wilson was suspended for an illegal check to the head of Zach Aston-Reese. This hit on Sundqvist occured in only his sixteenth game since his last suspension, which was also for an illegal check to the head. In short, including preseason and postseason games played, this is Wilson’s fourth suspension in his last one hundred and five games, an unprecedented frequency of suspensions in the history of the Department of Player Safety.” — NHL Department of Player Safety

In addition to sitting out the first twenty games of the regular season, he will also forfeit around $1.26 million in salary, which will go to the Players’ Emergency Assistance Fund. That means that Wilson, whose base salary this year is only around $1.1 million, has essentially lost a year’s money off the monster contract he signed this summer.

Wilson is not only a repeat offender, but a recent repeat offender, and the Department of Player Safety sent a strong message to Wilson and players of his ilk that avoidable contact to the head on plays will no longer be tolerated, especially by repeat offenders, with this suspension. What remains to be seen, however, is whether twenty games is enough time for Wilson to learn his lesson.